Nintendo’s running a bit low on new Pokémon ideas

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Posted October 24, 2013 by Stuff Staff in Gaming

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Have we run out of animals to base new Pokémon on? The existence of a sentient set of flying keys in the latest game suggests to Steve Hogarty that yes, yes we have

With the release of Pokémon X and Pokémon Y there are now more types of Pokémon than there are real kinds of animals. For example, here on Earth we have one type of pigeon, maybe two at a stretch. In Pokémon, there are no fewer than seventeen legendary Pokémon based on pigeons. In real life we’ve got something called a horse, but in Pokémon there are horses with their hooves on fire, fairy horses with psychic jetpacks and horses that can turn into jelly and slither underneath doors to get at sugarlumps.

This ever unfolding catalogue of creatures in Pokémon touches on the very fringes of human imagination, pushing the exhausted developers to create ever stranger and more bizarre kinds of monster just to fill the ranks of each new game in the series. But now, seventeen years since the very first Pokémon game was released, Game Freak has simply run out of real animals to base new Pokémon on. Its method of going to the local zoo on their lunch break and imagining what the animals might look like with cabbages on their backs or faces made of static electricity simply no longer works. Pokémon itself is still a wonderful thing, but when it comes to new critters Game Freak is creatively parched.

Don’t believe me? The last Pokémon game introduced a washing machine Pokémon, an ice-cream Pokémon and a candlestick Pokémon. The latest pair of games, Pokémon X and Pokémon Y, usher in what must be the most tenuous species yet: a sentient set of hovering keys that, once captured and tamed, will fight battles on your behalf and become your best friend for life. I’m not even joking, Game Freak is quite literally searching their pockets for new ideas, sticking googly eyes on assorted office stationery before calling it a day.

But that’s not even the worst of it! While foraging for discarded meat in the bins behind Game Freak’s office, I unearthed two previously unseen Pokémon designs that never made it into the final game. If you thought a flying, screaming keyring was the worst the Pokémon universe had to offer, count your lucky grapes you never had to contend with any of these definitely real (but, in a more accurate and legally aware sense, definitely not real) Pokémon designs, replete with notes from their designers!

PENLIDACHU

Pokémon X and Y: is Nintendo running low on new Pokémon ideas?Translated designer notes: “To the untrained eye this pen lid type Pokémon might appear harmless enough, but by craftily channeling air through its end-hole it can produce a high-pitched whistle guaranteed to very slightly annoy any nearby Pokémon. If Penlidachu were to become lodged in its trainer’s throat somehow, that very same end-hole would prevent choking by continuing to allowing airflow to the lungs, which I’ve always thought was rather clever. Comes in black and blue. There, done. That one’s not bad, actually. Next.”

PARACETAMOLASAUR

Pokémon X and Y: is Nintendo running low on new Pokémon ideas?Translated designer notes: “Look you guys, I’m not going to lie. These are the slightly crumpled instructions from a packet of paracetamol on my desk that I just drew some eyes and arms on. Let’s be honest here, we peaked with Pikachu in 1996 and it’s been downhill ever since. Now it’s Friday, it’s almost half past five and we’re all really thirsty. Let’s call it a day and start again refreshed on Monday morning, alright? Paracetamolasaur has a papercut attack and is dangerous in large numbers. There. Done. See you later”


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One Comment


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    Titania

    this is ridiculous. there are numerous phyla of animals and plants that are unexplored in pokemon – some of them even very well known, like annelida (which contains earthworms). others include nematoda, platyhelminthes, onychophora, rotifera, tardigrada, ctenophora, porifera, and platyzoa. there’s no dolphin pokemon. there’s no fly pokemon. i’m not as acquainted with plants, but there are most certainly more of those, along with lesser kingdoms like fungi and amoebozoa. there isn’t even a single pokemon based on the /domains/ bacteria and archaea.
    klefki is a brilliant pokemon. it’s based on tsukumogami, an entire CLASS of supernatural beings from japanese folklore. simply put, they’re objects with life, like umbrellas or sandals. there’s no denying that japanese folklore has had a huge impact upon pokemon – shiftry, electabuzz, golduck, ludicolo, dunsparce, jynx, froslass, meowth, hydreigon, claydol, thundurus, tornadus, landorus, raikou, manectric. tsukumogami are as big in japanese culture as vampires or zombies are in western culture.
    if you’re bashing garbodor, it makes just as much sense to go to muk and weezing from the first generation. it’s not sacred because you grew up with it. garbodor’s simply a third synthetic elemental to round out the solid/liquid/gas thing.
    never breed.





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